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Even MORE wardrobe greatness!

As always, click the picture to see a larger version. Enjoy.

Why doesn't the U.S. do fun stuff like this?

This a clip of the ceremony performed every night at the India - Pakistan border. Why can't the U.S. do fun stuff like this, and furthermore, why can't the US military have cool mustaches like they do in India? It looks like the people really get into the pageantry, the whole thing looks like fun.

Even MORE Wardrobe Coolness.

More examples of how cool I dress. Click the picture to see a bigger version.

Wonder Showzen!

Again, a new low is found, and it's called "Wonder Showzen". It ran for two seasons on MTV2, and is a mixture of animation, puppets, and live action. It is structured as if it were a kid's show, but like the warning says, "if you allow a child to watch this show, you are a bad parent or guardian."

The Drinky Crow Show!

"The Drinky Crow Show" is a cartoon about a suicidal, alcoholic crow and his Uncle Gabby. The spend most of their time drinking and trying to have sex with whatever happens to be nearby. It's beyond tasteless, just like we like them. Below is a compilation of clips showing what happens on a regular basis. Click the image to watch the video.

More Wardrobe Coolness.

For all you wardrobe challenged people out there, here's a couple of examples of how to dress as cool as me. As long as they are not copyrighted, you can have whatever you want made at Cafepress. Cool, eh? Click the picture to see a bigger version. If anyone wants the source files to make themselves one of these shirts, just email me.

C.V. Contest: Win a Free C.V. Hat!

Welcome to the first ever Craptastic Voyage Celebrity Crash & Burn contest. All you have to do is guess the month that the chosen celebrity gets arrested for drug possesion, drunk driving, or any violent crime. The first celebrity is none other than. . .

Houston, we've had a problem!

Skateboard + Kid = Hospital bill, plain and simple. Here's the latest injury, a dislocated toe. But, being the good parent I am, and more appropriately, being the cheapskate that I am, I elected to not spend money on anything trivial like novocaine while the doctor put it back in place. I did offer to punch the kid in the nads to distract him from the pain of what the doctor was doing. After all, I'm not COMPLETELY heartless. I also made him drive his truck home, bet he's glad he opted for a truck that's stick. After all these years of spending extra money on skateboarding shoes because "they protect your feet", I realize I was conned. Click the link for a bigger picture.

Too random for the 'Random Crap' topic?

Here's a Youtube video that I found, it's almost too random for the 'Random Crap' topic. Check it out.

UT2004 Spyder

This is the Spyder for UT2004. It is a giant node-killing/node healing machine that also heals and damages players and vehicles. This is the 2nd beta release, updated on 2/22/09. There are now 6 variants.