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  The second inductee into the C.V. Hall of Fame!
Posted on Thursday, June 19 @ 00:24:48 CDT by admin
 
 
  Craptastic Voyage Hall of Fame This is the second person to be inducted into the Craptastic Voyage Hall of Fame. Who could it possibly be?

LLoyd Kaufman! Actor, director, producer, screenwriter, and co-founder of Troma Entertainment.




LLoyd, a Yale graduate, should be known not only for his successes, But rather the way he suceeded: On his own terms. A filmaker at Yale before he graduated, having majored in Chinese studies, Lloyd went on to co-form Troma Entertainment, the world's longest running independent film studio. He has written, directed, and even acted in many movies, including Troma's own Toxic Avenger series, the Class of Nukem High movies, and the latest, Poultrygeist. Although LLoyd has never written any big blockbuster movies, he has produced many offbeat films with loyal followers, and done so with limited funding. His movies hit the basics that make any movie great: Blood, guts, nudity, toilet humor, disdain for big-budget hollywood, and Lemmy Kilmister.

Reasons why Lloyd Kaufman is worthy of the Craptastic Voyage Hall of Fame:

HERE: 500lb man gets eaten by escalator. NO, not alligator, ESCALATOR!

Sgt Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.: He got Susan Byun out of her shirt.

Tromeo and Juliet: Shakespeare seems to have left out part of the story, see if you can figure it out.

Terror Firmer: Should be named "How to Make a Cool Movie 101"

Poultrygeist: Zombie chickens, 'nuff said.

The Toxic Avenger: The toxic-waste transformed superhero gets all the ladies.

He has the ability to work a scene where someone gets one of their legs ripped off into just about
ANY movie.

For re-using THIS scene in several movies. That's what I call efficiency.

Class of Nuke'em High: A high school I would have liked to attend. I probably would have paid more attention.
 
 
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Re: The second inductee into the C.V. Hall of Fame! (Score: 1)
by Chylece on Wednesday, July 23 @ 17:57:58 CDT
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Thank you for bringing to light some obscure person who I otherwise would have never known one single thing about!


 
 


 
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