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Review: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead!
Posted on Sunday, November 09 @ 22:14:20 CST by admin |
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The movie starts with Arbie and Wendy, two high-school graduates, making out in an ancient Indian burial ground. They are validating their relationship as Wendy prepares to leave for college soon, as Arbie is forced to stay due to family issues. Their activities apparently disturb some of the dead (and at least one living person), and they start coming back to life and reaching out of the ground. Within five minutes of the opening credits, we have zombies, nudity, and at least two acts of perversion. I'm liking it already.
Warning: Being infected by Zombie Chickens
has many side effects! Click the picture for a larger version.
Fast forward one semester and Arbie returns, only to find that American Chicken Bunker, a fast-food mega-conglomerate, has bulldozed the site to construct it's latest branch. He meets an angry mob protesting the franchise, only to find that Wendy is one of them and has become a "left-wing lipstick lesbo liberal", protesting with her new lover Micki. In an act of revenge he goes to work for American Chicken Bunker (ACB) under the management of Denny, along with co-workers Carl Jr, Paco Bell, and Hummas.
Here's the real story of how Jared lost all that weight.
Click the picture for the video clip.
Shortly thereafter, customers start getting sick and the workers killed in very unusual and gory ways. This is the spirits of the millions of slaughtered chickens and the Native Americans whose graves were desecrated during the construction of ACB exacting revenge against anyone associated with the franchise, along with the team's horrible standards of cleanliness. Punctuated by people spontaneously breaking out in both song and nudity, Arbie and the crew fight the Zombie Chicken menace, while ABC's owner General Lee Roy conducts damage control. Things get worse due to the food being contaminated by, well, something quite strange, which the General passes off as a new recipe of sorts. We also learn that Micki is a shill for ACB when she turns 180 and starts praising ACB, and urging the protesters to give it a try. Arbie and Wendy survive by exploiting Native Americans' only weakness: Alcohol. Arbie and Wendy escape as Hummas suicide-bombs ACB, only to presumably die when their car flips and explodes (Deja Vu?).
 Zombie Chickens line dancing. Only Lloyd could come up with that. Click the picture for the video clip. All in all, I love this movie, it is classic Troma in every way. Fans of Troma's work will not be disappointed, as it contains all Troma staples: Over-the-top gore, crude humor, exaggerated stereotypes, Ron Jeremy, explosive diarrhea, green projectile vomit, and gratuitous nudity (and of course, Troma's standard "weirdest boobs I've ever seen" quality), and has also raised the bar by throwing a little animal necrophilia into the mix. The musical score "Slow Fast Food Love" is one of the funniest things I've encountered in a musical. One of the best things about this movie is the story behind it's making. Lloyd gathered 75 teenagers that would work for free and housed them in an abandoned church in a Brooklyn ghetto. One viewing of P! and you'll surely see why Lloyd was inducted into the Craptastic Voyage Hall of Fame.
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